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Subject: *~Funny wOrld~*
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dr.aamir 9.06.12 - 11:34am
Here are some Englisgh Quots.I am sure that you will really like it.Ur reply is more important and a source of pleasure for me. *
dr.aamir 9.06.12 - 11:35am
Genious wOrds ever :
Ice melts when Heated ,
But
Eyes melts when Hated. *
dr.aamir 9.06.12 - 11:36am
Great wOrds:
I am Mad for her But why I nOt Made fOr her. *
dr.aamir 9.06.12 - 11:37am
A boy was sitting sad due to break up.
Boy:
I want her Back.
Friend:
What about her front? ;p *
dr.aamir 9.06.12 - 11:38am
Joke :
aik pagal paper deny gya to Plumber ko bhi sath ly gya ,
Bhla Q????
Q k us ko khabar mili thi k paper leak ho gya hai..:-) *
dr.aamir 12.06.12 - 08:24pm
Deep words;
A pole in the hole makes new soul...:-) *
dr.aamir 12.06.12 - 08:25pm
Marriage at the right age and with a good wife save about 20 GB of space on your computer...;-) *
dr.aamir 12.06.12 - 08:26pm
True wOrds:
Smiling is easier then explaining that why you are sad..* *
dr.aamir 13.06.12 - 09:43am
Mirror is my best friend because it never laughs when i cry...* *
dr.aamir 13.06.12 - 09:44am
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. *
dr.aamir 13.06.12 - 09:45am
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around? *
dr.aamir 13.06.12 - 09:45am
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. *
dr.aamir 13.06.12 - 09:46am
i don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! *
dr.aamir 13.06.12 - 09:46am
If you had another brain, it would be lonely. *
dr.aamir 13.06.12 - 09:48am
Shock me, say something intelligent. *
bismaa 14.06.12 - 10:10am
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! *
bismaa 14.06.12 - 10:12am
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine. *
dr.aamir 15.07.12 - 12:11pm
The road to success is always under construction. *
dr.aamir 15.07.12 - 12:15pm
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. *
dr.aamir 15.07.12 - 12:17pm
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. *
dr.aamir 15.07.12 - 12:19pm
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. *
dr.aamir 15.07.12 - 12:22pm
I couldnt repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. *
dr.aamir 17.07.12 - 12:48pm
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:
Main ne .. yahooo.. ti
Teacher shocked : *
dr.aamir 17.07.12 - 12:49pm
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya *
