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Subject: ** NiCe jOkEs **
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dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 08:53am
Collection Of Some Nice and Latest Jokes.
Note:
Please Don't post bad and dirty jokes.
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dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:01am
Doctor charsi sy
Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai..
Charsi:
Tay theek Ay sanu keri jaldi Ay....! *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:02am
Cute Proposal:
2 Prep clas kids:
Boy: 0ye tu mele shath shadi kale gi?
Girl: Nhi
Boy: Pleesh
Girl: Naae na!
Boy:Man jao na pleesh!
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Meli Behen nai ho.!: *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:04am
Kanjoos 8 manzal se neeche gira,
Girte huway kitchen ki window k pas phoncha to apni bivi ko dekh k chiLLaya..
Farzanaaa.....
meri ROTI matPakanaaaaaaaa.. *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:04am
Boy:
dekho Main Tmhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0n
Girl khush ho k:
Janu Kya
boy:
USTRA.
Tind krwa khotiye, menu vi juwaan pa ditiyan ni...! *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:05am
Sardar:
Ro raha tha.
Dost:
Kiun Rote Ho?
Sardar:
Meri Murghi Mar Gy He
Dost:
Mera Baap Mar Gya Magar Main To Nahin Roya
Sardar:
Tera Peyo Kera
Anday dainda C.. *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:06am
Baap:
Agar Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna.
Result Aaney Per
Baap:
kya bana ?
Beta:
Sorry Yar zafar Tum Baap kehlane k Laiq nahi rahe. *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:08am
Maa:Tu Apne Baal Q nhi kat wata?
Papu:Ya Mom it's Fashion
Maa: Wo to thik he pr Log Teri Behen k liye ate he or Tujhe Pasand kr jate Hen. *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:09am
Biwi Dair Se Ghar Ayi or Chup Chaap Bedroom Ka Darwaza Khola to Daikha ke Kambal men 2 ke Bajaye 4 Taangen Nazar Aa rhi Thin.
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Usne Cricket Bat uthaya or zor zor se maarna Shuru hogai.
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Jab maar maar ke thak chuki to pani peene kitchen men gai
Dekha uska shohar wahan betha magazine parh rha hai.
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Shohar bola:
Tumhare Ammi abu aye thy
Main ne un ko bedroom men sulaya hai
Ja ke mil lo...
Moral:
Hor kro shak.. *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:12am
Pathan went 4 interview
Afsar:Tell me the opposite of day.
Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool
Pathan:warm.
Afsar:Ugly
Pathan: pichhli
Afsar:I saidUGLY
Pathan:I said PICHHLI
Afsar: oh my God
Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out
Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected.
Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quiet.
Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell.
Pathan: come to paradise.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahi k.
Pathan: andar aao laiq yahin k.
Afsar: police ko bulao.
Pathan: Fauj ko bulao.
Afsar: uffff
Pathan: Tufffff.
Afsar.purrrrrrr
Pathan. Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
kuchh b kr le tera baap b ab mjhe fail nh kr sakta. *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:14am
Teacher:
Fill in the blanks
900 chuhay kha k bili ______chali.
Sardar:
900 chuhay kha k bili slow slow chali.
Teacher:
kya btmizi hy iska jawab thek do?
Sardar:
Me tuhada lehaaz rakhya ay k tusi mere master ho, Nei te 900 chuhay kha k te bili hil v nai sakdi
Me te fer v holi holi tor diti A... *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:16am
1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai
Kya haal hai?
Admi ghabra kr bola:
Theek hun
Phr awaz aai:
Kya kr rahy ho?
Admi:
zaruri kaam se betha hun.
Phr awaz aai:
Main aa jaun?
Admi aur ghabra k bola:
Nhi nhi main akela hi theek hun.
Phr awaz aai:
Acha yaar main tmhain baad me call krta hun
koi ullu ka patha 7 wale toilet se meri hr baat ka jwab dy raha hai....! *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:16am
Sardr apni Behan pinki k ghar gaya or Bell di
andr sy
Pinki Boli:kon
Sardr:Main
Pinki: Main kon
Sardr:Tu pinki hor kon,chabal jae:) *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:19am
Teacher: physics ki definition btao?
Sardar: poori nhi ati akhir se thori yad hy
Teacher: ok sunao
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Sardar: and this is
called physics :D *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:25am
New GenEration
1 orat ne 5 Sal k Bache ko Cigrate Pite Dekha to bache se Kaha:
Kia Parents ko Maloom hy k Tum Cigrate Peete ho?
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BACHA: Dhoowan Chhorte hue,,
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Mohtarma!
Kia ap k shohar ko maloom hy k ap ek ghair mard se baten kr rhi hyn?
Kaka rocked.
Aunty shocked..! *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:26am
Techr:
Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti.!
Pathan ne apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.
Techr:
Ye bag ks ne phenka ha?
Pathan: Mn ny.
yaa hooo !!!! Chutti *
